Simba Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Death

how haileys child dies

A still from The Lion King showing Simba with a surprised and slightly disturbed look on his face.

Brother

when i am annoyed with my brother

A still from The Lion King featuring Simba being held up by Rafiki with text overlayed on the bottom that says "YA".

Mother

The image shows a still of Nala from "The Lion King" with a large red circle with a line through it superimposed over her head. There is text in yellow on the right saying "THIS IS NOT OKAY". Below the image is the text "Patriotic Christian Mothers Against the Frankly Obscene Look Nala Gives Simba After He Lands On Top Of Her In The Jungle Wrestling Scene."

Jokes

Cat

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Mufasa

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

Mufasa

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.