Silent Specter jokes

Wheelchair

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

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  • Dad

    My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.

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  • Evidence

    If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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  • Actor

    They told me I could never be an actor.

    No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

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  • Mime

    I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

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  • Community

    Hey everyone, it's with a heavy heart that I've decided to officially leave the site due to ongoing impersonation issues. Despite efforts to address the problem, it persisted, making it difficult for me to continue engaging here. I want to thank those who have supported me genuinely, and I hope our paths cross again in the future. I'm never gonna come back, not even from time to time, and any impersonator claiming otherwise is spreading falsehoods. Lastly, I’m pretty sure the impersonator is AG. I hope that son of a bitch ends himself. That wraps up my goodbye post, thank you all. - Silent Specter

    Ok guys, I know i've only been here for a month and I know I'm not a mod and I can't change anything, but the mod votes have gone too far. Silent Specter and Zephyr are BARELY on here and people like Toast, who is very active on the site and actively cares about the people should deserve to be in the vote. I think personally mods nominating people sparked too much controversy. I think we should think about the candidates again none of it makes sense