Siberian jokes

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

Humanity.