Shydragon3 jokes

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Emo kid

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Orphan

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

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  • Nut

    Do you know Imagine Dragons?

    Yeah.

    Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

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  • Orphan

    There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.

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