Shy Dragon jokes

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.