Shy Dragon jokes

Dog

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

Memes

Fish

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

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  • Snail

    A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

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  • Living Room

    Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

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