Shia jokes

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A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head.

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.

what is the fastest country? iran.