Sheepshearing jokes
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
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GENESIS 38 Judah and Tamar 1It happened at that time that Judah went down from his brothers and turned aside to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah. 2There Judah saw the daughter of a certain Canaanite whose name was Shua. He took her and went in to her, 3and she conceived and bore a son, and he called his name Er. 4She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. 5Yet again she bore a son, an… Read more