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Scissors

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

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  • Dick

    What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

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  • Udder

    Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

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    GENESIS 38 Judah and Tamar 1It happened at that time that Judah went down from his brothers and turned aside to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah. 2There Judah saw the daughter of a certain Canaanite whose name was Shua. He took her and went in to her, 3and she conceived and bore a son, and he called his name Er. 4She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. 5Yet again she bore a son, an… Read more