Sheaf jokes
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
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GENESIS 37 Joseph’s Dreams 1Jacob lived in the land of his father’s sojournings, in the land of Canaan. 2These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen years old, was pasturing the flock with his brothers. He was a boy with the sons of Bilhah and Zilpah, his father’s wives. And Joseph brought a bad report of them to their father. 3Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his sons, because he was th… Read more