Shaquille O'Neal jokes

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."