Setback jokes

Suicide

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

Wheelchair

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

Wheelchair

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

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