Setback jokes

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.