Sensory Deprivation jokes

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.

Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?

Neither did she.

How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.