Selfish Person jokes

Stephen Hawking

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Irony

    It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.

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  • Girlfriend

    My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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  • Orphanage

    People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.

    Community

    Last night did not show the best of anyone on WJE, and it was mostly me. I was being inappropriate, I was saying rude things to everyone, and I was being a rude and selfish person. I think that I do in fact owe people apologies, and I already have, but I just can’t seem to follow up with them, which I admit is pretty fucked up of me. So, I’m only gonna say what I have to say, SAH, I was being a big jerk to you after… Read more