self-harm jokes jokes

My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."

Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."

I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.

I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.

I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.