self-harm jokes jokes

My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."

Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."

I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.