Self-assertion jokes

I am glass! People see right through me.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.