Seismology jokes

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?

You get a milkshake!

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.