Seismology jokes
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the ๐ is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of ๐? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and Iโll show you A-flat minor.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.