Sedan jokes

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?

Children.