Second Hand Jokes

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second-hand store.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand store!