Second Hand jokes
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
Guys to wind the clock up?
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.