Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Second Hand Jokes
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.