Second Hand jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand store!

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second-hand store.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.