Sealant jokes

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.