Scrambled Eggs jokes
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
I love eggs!
Egg?
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!