Scoliosis jokes

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.