Scoliosis jokes

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.