Saw Con jokes
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Saw (DYM 69).
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?