Santurce jokes
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Community talk
Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh Otro sunset bonito que veo en San Juan Disfrutando de toda' esas cosas que extrañan los que se van Disfrutando de noches de esas que ya no se dan Que ya no se dan Pero queriendo volver a la última vez que a los ojos te miré Y contarte las cosas que no te conté (te pareces a mi crush, ja, ja) Y tirarte las fotos que no te tiré Acho, jurado te ves bien linda, déjame tirarte una foto Ey, tengo… Read more