The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it
How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.
