Sans Undertale jokes

Sans Undertale.

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)

Sans: What do you have there?

Frisk: A KNIFE!

Sans: NOO!!!

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)