Sans Undertale jokes

Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Sans Undertale.

What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.

There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)

I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.

Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!

Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Because they looked like me?

Sans: ... Sure.

Sans: Zzzzzzzz.

Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!

Sans: What is it, dude?

Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??