Sandstorm jokes

What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?

Sandstorm.

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

The song in the video is Darude - Sandstorm.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.