Sanctity jokes

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f... altar boys.

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.