San Marino jokes

Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?

Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!

Capital Of San Marino?

Spppppp.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.