Saltshaker jokes

Salad

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

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  • Misunderstanding

    A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

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  • Parent

    If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

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  • Family dinner

    You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

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  • Ocean

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.