Russian Dressing jokes

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."