Rosemary jokes

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.