Root Beer

Root Beer jokes

King

    • What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

    What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

    What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

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    • Elephant

    • How do you make an elephant float?

    One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!

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    • Root Beer memes

    Beer

    • A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

    A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

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    • Beer

    • So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."

    Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."

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