Root Beer jokes

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

How do you make an elephant float?

One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

"Fosters."

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)