Rofl jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

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What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.