Rodeo jokes
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.