RoboCop jokes
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.