Roblox Adopt Me jokes

What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?

Adopt Me...

What do orphans play on Roblox?

Adopt Me.

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.

A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!