Reliving Jokes

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“