Reimbursement jokes

Robbery

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Money

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

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    • Church

    What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

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    • Water Bill

    My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

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    • Mom

    Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

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    • Community

    Community