Regurgitation jokes

Daughter

When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.

It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

Drunk

Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."

Me: "Why did you?"

Mom: "I was very drunk..."

Explains a lot...

Kid

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.

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