Regurgitation jokes

When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.

It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."

Me: "Why did you?"

Mom: "I was very drunk..."

Explains a lot...

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.