Red Herring jokes

Blind woman

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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  • Reader

    You got a dig bick.

    You read that wrong.

    You read that wrong too.

    Maybe you read that wrong as well.

    You just went and back-checked.

    You reread all of that.

    You have a pet wussy.

    You read that wrong...

    You need mental help.

    Man

    Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

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  • Number

    I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?

    Community

    Litmus test to detect nazis:

    Do you think nazism should be made illegal?

    We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.

    If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more