Recipient jokes

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.