Receptacle jokes
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.