Receptacle jokes

What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?

One kid in eight dustbins.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.