Recent jokes

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.