My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
Recent Jokes
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
