Re Jokes

people: you're ugly me: ok people: I hate you me: cool IDC people: you're annoying me: good for me people: BTS is dumb me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run

what did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say

beat it. we're closed

All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks

when you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead then you fail at suiciding-

Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.

A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?

B : They're both hot?

A : They're both massive.

So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."©

Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"

MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."

There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies

Dark jokes are like Antarctica

The're cold

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock she's probably just pulling you're leg

Of you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange".

Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"

Why aren't there any stray cats in china town?

There are but they're they're just listed as "pork" on the menus

Principal: You're being bad im gonna need to call your parents! Orphan: *sits there sadly*

Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we're through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?

because they’re dead

Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."

His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"