Re Jokes

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Why can’t orphans be criminals: Because they’re unwanted🤣😢

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? there used to be two but now they're a sensitive subject.

What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?

They’re both hanging in the closet

What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"

Where do bunnies go when they're sick?

the hoppital

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

"oh my God, you're such a beach"

What did the skeleton said to the genderless child? you're fucking dead mate

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

what did the policeman say to his belly button?

YOU'RE UNDER A VEST

Bored? Burn an orphan. What're they gonna do? Tell their parents?

They can't say no if they're unconscious

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)