Rape alarm jokes

What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?

Optimistic.

Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.