Ramification jokes

Friend

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Wheelchair

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

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  • Brick

    There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

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  • B.A.L.L.S.

    My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?

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  • Community

    Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

    With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more