You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.