What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
