Proofreader jokes

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Humanity.

I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.